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Hi,

Just following up on my previous email, which was following up on the one before that.

The book is still available. There is still one copy. It is still $1,000,000.

Best,

Abdel

P.S. Beers and chocolates are still included.

Thank you for your offer of $10 for Dad, Look – I Wrote A Book!

Unfortunately, it is $999,990 short of the asking price.

Please try again at dad-look.com. We'll be here. We're always here.

When: the day you buy the book

Where: wherever you are

Who: you and me

Bring: $1,000,000. I'll bring the chocolates.

I'm currently out of the office, waiting for a buyer.

I'll be back when someone buys the book.

For urgent matters, buy the book.

Your email "Dad, look, I wrote a book!" was delivered to Dad.

Status: not opened.

Times opened: 0.

Sent: about a year ago.

This week's top stories:

1. The book is still on the shelf.

2. There is still one copy.

3. See story 1.

Read more at dad-look.com.

Someone looked at Dad, Look – I Wrote A Book! from a new device.

Device: a phone

Location: the internet

Bought: no

If this was you, buy it.

Abdel Seoud has shared the only copy with you.

Your access: view the cover.

To open the book, you need: $1,000,000.

Order summary

Copies printed: 1

Copies available to order: 0

Reprints: never

This is your last chance to buy the book.

Update: it's also your last chance tomorrow. And the day after.

The book isn't going anywhere. That's the problem.

This is not spam. You really have been selected.

Everyone has.

Click here: dad-look.com

Dad, look. I wrote a book.

Status: not opened.

Dear all,

After a lot of thought, I have decided to lower the price of the book to

(This draft was never finished.)